“二战”时期,盟军要(yào )实施(📼)安奇奥登(🍩)陆(🔼)计划(🃏),迫于对一门(mén )叫(🕰)安奇奥大炮的超级武器(qì )的(🛤)忌惮,要派两(🐮)个精(jīng )锐特(🎾)工(📿)去(🌫)摧(cuī )毁这门(mén )大(❣)炮,结果两个傻(shǎ )逼被派(pài )了去,最后经过一连(lián )串搞(gǎo )(🙍)笑事件,阴差(chà )阳错的最后(🛺)完成了任务。 片(piàn )段一:德(dé )国人(🥀)在北非布置了(🔊)一个陷阱(🌙),准备了一幅假的防御工事地图(tú )让(💱)这(zhè )二个士(🌊)兵带回去。他们(men )却(què )阴(yīn )差阳错的拿走(zǒu )了(le )真(zhēn )的地图(tú ),最(⛓)终赢(yíng )得(🈴)了战役。 (🧤)片(piàn )段二(🤲):(🕙)他们(men )化装成管道工潜入德(dé )军在(zài )意大利(lì )的司(sī )令(lìng )部(bù ),给(🈁)他(❕)们卫生间的(de )管道(dào )修(xiū )得乱(luàn )七八(🦇)糟,把将军淋(lín )了个落汤鸡。将军去换(huàn )衣服(📟),拉开(kāi )抽屉发现一套新的军(📧)服(🔍),于是(⏲)洗头(🔤)洗(👌)脸(💏)准(📸)备换上新军服的(de )时(shí )候(hòu )闭着眼把(📐)脸(🔎)盆里的(de )脏(👄)水(shuǐ )倒进抽(🔫)屉(💣)里了(柜(guì )子旁边(🚽)有一个废水桶)。那个将军是最主要的一个配角,很有意思(sī )。到影片结束前(❄)1分钟,都没有(yǒu )一句台词。最后说了一句“谢谢(😲)”。 片(💨)段三:德军有(yǒu )一门超级(🐇)大炮(👆)俯视(🏗)着联军(🏆)将要登陆的海(🏖)滩。这二(èr )个士(👔)兵居(jū )然化装成(🦐)希特(🍏)勒和随从,去视(🐑)察大炮(pào )(😙),把大炮炸掉了。 (🌲) In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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